Jen
P.S. Well, I've gotten 500 hits! YIKES! Unfortunately,
only 2 entries in the guestbook. I've been having problems with the message
board, so please be patient while I get it up and running again. Thanks
for stopping by!
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Nursery: Net newbies, THE link page for you! *new*
Marketing Bliss!: Proof that the web has become a money-driven monster
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Glossary: The glossary of Jen-isms. Believe me, you need it! *new*
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Rants:
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This page is lovingly dedicated to: David W. {my life, my soul, my heart}. I love you.
Many thanks for inspiration
and sanity checks: H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, My son Connor, my mom,
Chow Yun Fat, John Woo, VAST, Waffle House {exit 10 GA 400N) Coffee, The
makers of Camel cigger-snacks, Brian Eason {you said I could do it!}, William
Hale {the ex-husband, now a good friend}, Lisa at Psycho Tat2 {my tongue
is healed!}, Jason Kennedy {my best friend}, Melissa Trotter {best roomie
in the world!}, The inventor of the bubble bath, Stuart Wolf {who else
would put up with my shit?}, Maxwell House, Pizza Hut {pepperoni and pineapple
please!}, Coca-Cola {nectar of the gods!}, Stoli Vodka, Jose Quervo, SOLAR,
The brave men and women of the IRA {one day Ireland will be free!}, The
brave men and women of the US Armed Forces, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg,
Robert A. Heinlein, The Pope and the survivors of the Holocaust {an inspiration
for us all}.